than who? Nothing says "I'm over my ex" quite like house shopping with a new flame. Uma Thurman's been making her statement with current beau and hotelier Andre Balazs. The two report-edly have their eye on a $15 million love shack in upstate New York boasting 86 acres of property along the Hudson River. Former squatters include Penthouse magazine owner Bob Guccione and the Astors.

Bjorn again. Again. The long-running ABBA musical Mamma Mia is heading to the big screen. Keira Knightley, Nicole Kidman and Antonio Banderas are among those tipped for roles in the film.

Jermaine, Randy, Marlon and Jackie were unavailable Rick Gonzalez (Biker Boyz) will star in the thriller Get Tito, about a clerk in Manhattan who goes on the run from the mob and the police for murders he didn't commit. Gonzalez also has a role in Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.

Me and Mrs. Jones Unlike her marriage-bent character Bridget Jones, actress Renée Zellweger says, "I didn't grow up thinking that at some point the right man is going to come riding in on a white horse. It's nice if it happens, but my happiness isn't dependent on it," reports German daily Berliner Morgenpost. But it looks like the star's man/horse combo might have arrived. Friends of Zellweger and current flame Jack White expect the couple to announce their engagement at a Christmas party to be held at Renée's Hollywood home.

lie down + close eyes = Zzzzzz Hot Mexican actor Gael García Bernal (The Motorcycle Diaries) will star in The Science of Sleep for director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind).

Not appearing naked, as far as we know Ewan McGregor has signed a deal to play Sky Masterson -- the lead role in Guys and Dolls -- in a London West End production of the 1950s musical, late next spring. McGregor sang and soft-shoed his way through Baz Luhrmann's Moulin Rouge to critical acclaim a few years back, but doing it live for a stage audience will be a first for the actor.

If only John Kerry had that power Billy Crystal will write, direct and star in an untitled comedy about Death's "repo man," who comes to repossess the President.

Dandy Warhol Alfie co-star Sienna Miller is in negotiations to play Andy Warhol's muse, Edie Sedgewick, in Factory Girl. The film explores the love triangle between Warhol, Sedgwick and Bob Dylan, and is rumored to feature some of the most controversial sex scenes ever filmed for mainstream release.

Rob Schneider's new trick The former Saturday Night Live star attends the 73rd Annual Man Whore Awards in Amsterdam in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

Roll me over Romeo Actress Keira Knightley will star in Tony Scott's Domino, the true-life story of Domino Harvey, the daughter of actor Laurence Harvey (the original Manchurian Candidate), who walked away from a potentially lucrative career in modeling to become a bounty hunter.

But do they dress each other? According to Brit magazine Company, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have been crowned the best-dressed celebrities of 2004. In a ranking that suggests a pro-marriage fashion stance, Pitt bested skirt-wearing David Beckham, and Aniston beat Victoria Beckham for the magazine's top ranking.

No ifs, ands or butts After shooting nude scenes for the Mike Nichols flick Closer, Natalie Portman had second thoughts and asked the director to cut them from the film. Portman, 23, plays a stripper in the movie and filmed scenes featuring her romping nude in a topless club. Nichols agreed and Portman told Entertainment Weekly, "He wants to see my bare ass much less than even my father would. He's as or more protective of me than my parents are. So doing sexual, physical stuff for him felt very uncomfortable."

She will, she will rock Jew SNL and Mean Girls scribe Tina Fey is penning Curly Oxide and Vic Thrill, the true story of a Hasidic Jew and a grizzled rock musician who form a band.

Cool World Colin Farrell, Christian Bale and Christopher Plummer will star in The New World, from director Terrence Malick (The Thin Red Line). Fourteen-year-old newcomer Q'Orianka Kilcher will portray Pocahontas in the film inspired by the legend of Capt. John Smith and Pocahontas and set amid the cultural collision between European explorers and Native Americans.

Why settle for less than great? Annette Bening (Being Julia) will star in Under My Skin, based on the Nick Hornby novel How to be Good.

Ain't it cool news? Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow director Kerry Conran will direct the adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's sci-fi/fantasy epic A Princess of Mars.

You say you want a revolution? Director Sofia Coppola will write and helm Marie-Antoinette, with Kirsten Dunst as the cake-eating French queen and Jason Schwartzman as royal hubby Louis XVI.